You know you are a Delhiite when...
You know you're a Delhiite when...
- You don't want to admit that you were actually born in Meerut.
- Only Black Label or Jack Daniel will do at your teenage son's B'day.
- You don't dare serve anything other than Blue Label at your own do.
- Your secretary has a better mobile than your counterpart in Chennai.
- You try botox because there's a trail sale on at the local Kaya clinic.
- You order Diet Coke with butter chicken for a "light" lunch.
- Your monthly liquor bill exceeds your declared income.
- You've visited Sakura twice and now you're an expert on Japanese food.
- You gush about Masala Art but your heart lies with Moti Mahal.
- You ask the fruit seller down the road to get you only organic fruits.
- You go to Bangkok for an office offsite and organise a Sardar DJ.
- You don't know whether your office will be open or sealed tomorrow.
- Your party list has a politician, bureaucrat or DCP, in that order.
- You have a sarson da saag lunch party catered by Maurya to declare winter.
- You jump up to dance whenever your disc plays Punjabi songs.
- You can boast of atleast two relatives or contacts in every major ministry.
- An astrologer, numerologist and tarot card reader are on your speed dail.
- You prefer to massage chocolate all over your body rather than eat it.
- You think VFM is the name of the nwest mall in town.
- Your black Toyota Camry has bullet proof windows.
- You drive to the neighbourhood park for your morning walk.
- You're at a fab party and all the good looking young men around you are gay(??? Hell nooooo)
(From India Today magazine, originally published in the Oct 9 2006 issue)
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